True story, life First let me say this I am black and white Everybody else is fake, say Everybody else so basic Stop trying, please stay home We don't need another band in the grey zone Yeah, I think we need change like a payphone True story, real life Mama said I'd be a rockstar Rock and roll is dead, mama It's not long before the blocks are Until then, I'll be a block star If you need me, you know where I'll be Man, I'm either on the road or flying overseas I got a bunch of little girls crying over me True story, real life Yeah, we got signed to a label And we ain't finished yet We got signed to a label And we infected the internet We started playing on the radio Do you really think we could say no? With a million dollar checks on the table We were working at the mall on the payroll And I was getting kinda hard just to lay low Yeah, true story, real life The only guardian I have is me I kill myself with a pitchfork And I'm my own worst enemy And when I die, leave me in the streets And I want pigeons flying over me And I've been fishing through this whole thing So I don't care if you don't got any hope for me True story, real life Yeah, I could use a little help And I talk about girls like I got them But I don't, I'm upset with myself Man, I wish I could have *** with myself That would solve all of my issues You were crazy, but I miss you Now I'm alone with a box full of tissues, so True story, real life I don't feel like we made it Didn't mean to be a mystery And we just didn't wanna say *** And we just didn't wanna say *** And we just didn't wanna say *** Now we're a little bit famous And I think I might hate it I could give a motherfucker bout a plot But double-plotting looks good when it's not so white and black