Don't jump off at Paisley,
don't jump off at Galpin,
don't jump off Doolittle Party Cross,
don't tuck any pills,
the shirt may kill,
remember your conscience is the boss.
There's five hundred thousand billion,
but we need an extra dozen,
so never read your blasphemous campaign.
Never wear a ring,
just say a highland fling,
remember your conscience is the boss.
Go all the way to Paisley,
keep your punnett half a govern,
don't interrupt the progress day,
the cross.
Give two cheers for all the ways,
no matter what the pain is,
remember your conscience is the boss.