I found a cheap therapist, started taking vitamins
I gave up on all my friends, I bought some self-help books
Stopped giving myself dirty looks and started breathing again
Got really into dirty martinis, stuck a rainbow keychain on my rear view
To remind myself the pot of gold is always just up the road
Bottom line, I survived it
Spent all year being so dramatic
It was sad and I was lonely
But I'm standing here loving this moment
Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be tragic, tragic
In the spirit of full disclosure, after five years it was over
Moved out, found an apartment across town
Wrote a whole album about it, called my sister to cry about it
And listened to Chris Martin sing magic for the 99th time
Left my heart in two dozen states and got a credit card
Couldn't pay it off, guess sometimes you do surprise yourself with what you do to move on
Bottom line, I survived it
Spent all year being so dramatic
Yeah, it was sad
And I was lonely
But I'm standing here loving this moment
Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be tragic, tragic
Oh, some days, some days
It's not okay, okay
But some days, some days
I'm gonna be okay, okay
Bottom line, I survived it
Spent all year being so dramatic
Yeah, it was sad and I was lonely
But I'm standing here loving this moment
Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be tragic
Oh, yeah
Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be tragic, tragic
But I'm standing here loving this moment
Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be tragic, tragic
Oh, yeah
Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be tragic, tragic
Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be tragic, tragic