Last week, I found a message in a bottleIt said, "Go home, ain't nobody love you no more"I can't disagreeSo last night, I went to the clubHad a couple too many, threw upNow, everybody's laughing at me'Cause I'm way too sad, way too sad to danceI'm way too sad to dance'Cause I got too caught up, my friends agreeA broken heart and nobodyAnd that's why I'm too sad to danceAnd now I just wait by the telephoneYou ain't coming back and I should've knownAnd that's why I'm too sad to danceOh, da-da-***-da, da-***-da-da-da***-da, da-da-da-da-da-daThat's why I'm too sad to danceThis morning I knocked your doorJust to admit my flawsBut you said you've heard it all before, mmmAnd this Christmas, I got no giftsDo I really deserve all this?So I head straight down to the liquor store, oh'Cause I'm way too sad, way too sad to danceI'm way too sad to dance'Cause I got too caught up, my friends agreeA broken heart and nobodyAnd that's why I'm too sad to danceAnd now I just wait by the telephoneYou ain't coming back and I should've knownAnd that's why I'm too sad to danceOh, da-da-***-da, da-***-da-da-da***-da, da-da-da-da-da-daThat's why I'm too sad to danceOh, da-da-***-da, da-***-da-da-da***-da, da-da-da-da-da-daThat's why I'm too sad to danceSo I called up my pops last nightHe said, "By the morning lightYou won't need no romance"He told me, "Walk that walk aloneAnd talk that talk, you know'Cause you don't need no one to dance"