Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen
He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king
He cha-cha抯 when the band is playin? Rock and roll
He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold.
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Because he抯 too pooped to pop, too old a soul
Hips gettin? Weaker when he tries to do the stroll
And every time his feet get to go in one way
Here comes a new dance and it抯 goin? To stray.

Chicks told Casey, 揧ou better move man,
This is only a one night stand? Br> Casey wasn抰 in time but he was dancin? Awhile
Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style.
2x Chorus

Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo
This might have been fine back in '22
Now, I抦 gonna give you fellows just a little tip
If you wanna keep your girl you抎 better get hip
Or, you抣l be too pooped to pop, too old a soul
You hips are gettin? Weaker when you抣l try to do the stroll
And every time your feet gettin? To go in one way
Here comes a new dance you抣l be left to stray.