Yeah, too much alcohol, yeah I went down on 31st Street

To pick up a jug of alcohol

Well, I went down on 31st Street

To pick up a jug of alcohol Ahh, told the man to put in some water

But he wouldn't put in a drop at all I was drinking my straight alcy

And I went walking on down the street

Well, I was drinking my straight alcy

And I went walking on down the street Yeah, well, my eyes got so heavy

I nearly fell half asleep Well, I like sherry brandy

My baby sure like gin

Well, that little girl I got

Sure put me in the spin I'm in Well, I went down on 31st Street

To pick up a jug of alcohol Yeah, I told the man to put in some water

But he wouldn't put in a drop at all Whiskey make me drowsy

And gin can make you think

Well, a common cold can kill ya

But, my baby tell me to drink I went down on 31st Street

To pick up a jug of alcohol Yeah, I told the guy to put in some water

But he wouldn't put in a drop at all

One hundred per cent alcohol

Well, let me have some Well, I like sherry and brandy

My baby sure likes gin

And that little girl I got

Sure put me in the spin I'm in I went down on 31st Street

To pick up, pick up a jug of alcohol Yeah, I told the man to put in some water

But he won't put in a drop at all Ninety one per cent?

Better make it ninety two

Ninety three per cent?

Ninety four? That'll do Ninety five, ninety six

Ninety seven per cent

Ninety eight?

Bartender, that's ninety nine

Make it one hundred per cent One hundred per cent

One hundred per cent

Wanna try some?

I wanna try some

One hundred per cent

Then I won't feel a thing at all