My Sweet Girl
It's up and down to the shop
And I think she knows what I went and got
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
There's a simple formula to help you count
How many instruments you need to get the right amount
It's the number you have
right now
Plus one and I'm telling you anyhow
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
I got a Fender, a Gibson, a Rickenbacker
A Quake, a Chani, Yamaha
I got a Linton, a Martin, a Tacomini
Only thing I need is one more guitar
Got a Uke, a 12-string guitar
A mandolin
And I got them because I can
Now honey, don't shout or scream at me
Understand, I'm only a man
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
Yeah, it's a fact you can never have too many guitars
Yeah, it's a fact you can never have too many guitars
Honey, you're never gonna know my pain
So I'll have to keep saying again and again
It's a fact you can never have too many guitars
Now just the one more, baby
It's a well-known fact
It's a well-known fact
Yeah, it's a well-known fact
It's a well-known fact
It's a fact you could never have too many guitars
Hey, what's the problem?
It's a fact you could never have too many guitars