Hmm.She's like beans on a stringI fell in love when I saw her singHer flowers smell of summer dreamsAnd I go to sleep with winter windsHer smile reminds me of the timeWhen all I felt was kept insideI let it out now like she doesScene break for a love that's pastFor a love that's pastLet's act as if nothing happenedWe're both blessed with solid defensesLet's pretend nothing could ever changeLet's pretend we're twoTeenage pretendersBeen looking for that teenage kickHe gave me one right in the teethBut recovery was swiftAnd recovery was sweetIt takes a little to feel so muchAnd metaphors are signsEither creativity or something to hideSomething to hideSomething to hideLet's act as if nothing happenedWe're both blessed with solid defensesLet's pretendNothing could ever changeLet's pretend we're teenage pretendersPretending to be adult offendersBut if you thank me againI'll have to spank you one more timeI'm too kind, you're too politeNo, I'm too kind and you're too politeI said I'm too kind, you're too politeI'm too kind, you're too politeI'm too kind and you're too politeToo politeToo politeToo politeToo polite