I do a party, I dance all night
I've had 16 beers and I've started up a fight
But I'm training, you're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs too drunk to *
I'm too drunk to *, you're too drunk to *
Too drunk, too fat, I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to *
I like your stories, I love your gun
Shoot an aftertaste as I love the world of fun
But in my room, wish you were dead
I'll follow the baby and raise her hand
I'm too drunk to *, I'm too drunk to *
Too drunk, too fat, it's all I need right now
Too drunk to *
I'm too drunk to *, you're too drunk to *
Too drunk, too fat, I'm too drunk to hit the kill
Too drunk to *
I've had a draw, my hair's a mess
The only salvation is I'll never see the EU again
You give me a hand, it makes it worse
Take out your * routine and put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to *, you're too drunk to *
Too drunk, too fat, it's all I need right now
Oh baby, I'm feeling like an ass-wave hot
Oh baby, now I've got diarrhea
Too drunk to *
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah