I can tell you're feeling weary, but you can count on Uncle Barry, he can turn this butchy duck into a swan. Your whole look could use a shake-up, you can borrow all my make-up, and the pair of Spanx I currently have on. I think I'll pass. Treat the whole world like your runway, make it fierce, but in a fun way. Try to flip your hair like Cher and drag queens do. And I don't mean to be rude, dear, but you could use some attitude, dear. Let's show the school that tonight belongs to you. One thing's universal, life's no dress rehearsal, so why not make some waves before it's through? Go big or you've blown it, it's time that you own it. Let's make it clear that tonight belongs to you. Now whatever we choose, you gotta remember to sell it. How do I do that? Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate. You might find this disconcerting, but old Barry's done some flirting. Try to bat your eyes, smize each time you grin. I can guess your whole agenda. You be Elfie, I'm Galinda. It's makeover time, so why not just give in? Come on, one thing's universal, life's no dress rehearsal, so why not make some waves before it's through? Go big or you've blown it, it's time that I own it. Yes, ma'am. Let's make it clear that tonight belongs to you. What? Belongs to me. Oh god, I can't believe this is finally happening. She almost ruined it for all of us. Well, what goes around comes around. You look hot. You look so hot. Well, I hate to sound conceited, but the boys get overheated when I strike a pose or two like this. And you have to hand it to me. I mean, even I would do me. Let's show the world tonight belongs to us. One thing's universal, life's no dress rehearsal. Excuse me while I state the obvious. Go big or you've blown it, it's time that we own it. And make it clear that tonight belongs to us. I have worked very hard on this night, and I have a right to enjoy it too. Now you are going to have a wonderful prom, like a normal girl. I've made sure of that. What does that mean? I don't like when strangers get in my way, or anyone who messes with the PTA. Well, maybe that's just me. But trust me, fixing little problems is what I do. Now everyone is happy, I promise you. And I would never miss a night like this. Alyssa, you're my superstar. Now get your ass in the car. Tonight belongs to us. Tonight belongs to us. Tonight belongs to us. One thing's universal, life's no dress rehearsal. Excuse me while I state the obvious. Go big or you've blown it, it's time that we own it. And make it clear that tonight belongs to... Make it clear that tonight belongs to... Make it clear that tonight belongs to us. Make it clear that tonight belongs to us.