Ah, that's the beat! Ah, carry me down a mixed-in market! Last night I had a romance with a Tong Thai lady Who confessed that she's soul of me Last night I had a romance with a Tong Thai lady Who then confessed that she's soul of me She said, dear, I'm all alone at home tonight You can visit while me grandmother gone out of sight But later on when I want to hug and kiss With the Thai tongue language, she's saying this Hey, twenty-five to twelve, get up Me grandmother come in twelve o'clock Hey, twenty-five to twelve, get up Me grandmother come in twelve o'clock Well, friends, now let me tell you I'm a man of passion When a beige and beauty catch me eye This lovely flower bud, she set me teeth a-nashing When I see her, Lord, I moan and sigh But on the sofa, I decide to sneak a small caress Later on, maybe try a little stupidness She push me back, she start to break away In the same Thai tongue language, again she say Hey, twenty to twelve, please get up Me grandmother come in twelve o'clock Twenty-five to, no, twenty, twenty to twelve Get up, Harry Well, by this time I really was exasperated At her manner of rejecting me I tell you, out of all the things the Lord created The woman make the worst calamity On the sofa, again I try to sneak a kiss Later on, to convince her of some greater bliss Right away, but in her voice not quite so strong She start to sing she Thai tongue song Hey, quarter to twelve, Harry, get up Harry, me grandmother come in, I tell you, honey Hey, quarter to twelve, Harry, get up Me grandmother come in twelve o'clock Now, friends, you know a man, he should not be frustrated When chasing some delectability But I know this problem never will be eliminated Until I'm reaching my senility By this time, I can see that she is getting weak Me blood pressure rising to the danger peak When I feel the romance coming soon Right away, she crooning the tongue Thai tune Hey, quarter to twelve, Harry, get up Me grandmother come in twelve o'clock Hey, quarter to twelve, Harry, get up Well, right away, me brain receive a revelation How to make the fruit fall off the tree If I want a chance to integrate me situation I got to talk some other talk for she Right away, marriage talk was coming out me mouth She smiled, the conquest is no long in doubt But before she reach insanity With the last chance whisper She telling me, twelve o'clock Harry, Harry, Harry, twelve o'clock Harry, twelve o'clock, me grandmother come in You got to get up and go out now Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry A whole lot going on, I wanted to meet me friend Harry