Oh gosh, the ground wash and all of that Make sure your smile is on top Have everything on a cool format General, we're comin' for the launch and attack General, you're sittin' in the morning And the diner at the corner I am waitin' at the counter For the man to pour the coffee Right here now, he pours it on the halfway And before you could even argue He's lookin' at the window Somebody comin' in You shoulda sent a little boy dressed up Inform a boy comin' in dressed up Pour me coffee to the top, I went to dress up You're runnin' a diner, it must be intact Customer first and your respect intact Proper service to the king, I love hush Food must be served on a good format Come down, smiley general, your respect mops Man, it mops, it mops It is always nice to see you Send a man behind the counter To the woman who was comin' He's shakin' her umbrella And I look the other way As they are kissin', they're a-losin' And I'm pretendin' not to see that And instead I pour the milk Tell the boy dressed up Inform a boy comin' in dressed up Pour me coffee to the top, I went to dress up Diminishin' all sadomasochism Inform a run cause we no deal with that Reality rules, slackness top Slackness down a bottom, it's a culture on top Culture on top, yes, I will say that The monster of the block, we are the cream of the crop I no oppose that, *** a real idiot Come down, smiley general, your respect mops Man, it mops, it mops I open up the paper There is a story of an actor Who once died while he was drinkin' Drinkin' what? There's no one I have heard of Right, and now I am turnin' to the horoscope And lookin' for the funny And I'm feelin' someone watchin' So I raise my hand Tell the boy dressed up Inform a boy comin' in dressed up Pour me coffee to the top, I went to dress up I look to the east and I look to the west I look to the west and I can't see the past I look to the north and I look to the south From the diner, me no come out Me stand up, me advance to the front Me hear a man shout out Don't go, please stay I am sittin' in the mornin' At the diner on the corner I am sittin' at the counter For the man to pour the coffee Right, and now he pours it on the halfway And before you could even argue He is lookin' at the window Somebody comin' in © transcript Emily Beynon