First Verse

The food will be great and the drinks will be free

and all the ***y girls'll wanna party with me

The weed will be toked and Colombian coke

Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke Pre-chorus

It's the party of the century that's right

Unfortunately it's tomorrow night Chorus

I'm going to a party

Tomorrow night, tomorrow night, yeah

I'm gonna get some pussy

Tomorrow night, tomorrow night

But tonight I'm gonna jerk off (Aww, feels good!) Second Verse

It's in Beverly Hills they got prescription pills

and Kiefer *** Sutherland is coming to chill

They got sushi and rice, Lowembrau is on ice

In the living room they're playing naked Twister and dice Pre-chorus 2

The security and pussy will both be tight

But I'm on the list for tomorrow night Chorus Bridge

But tonight I'm playing Angry Birds

Like a million other stupid nerds

Tonight I'm gonna burp the worm BY MYSELF! Guitar Solo Third Verse

Ponies and Clowns, they'll be walking around

Naked People having *** all over the ground

Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken

In the backyard Iron Maiden is rockin'

The couch is on fire and nobody cares

Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs YEAH! Tomorrow night, Tomorrow Night I'm going to a party

Tomorrow night, tomorrow night

Tomorrow night, YEAH, WOOOOOAH Get some slick' em on my hangdown!

Some lip on my dick TOMORROW NIGHT