It's got to be our generation to put an end to stop.
We have to put an end to hating whole groups of people for just a couple bad eggs, you know?
I mean, really, it's up to us to start changing this bullshit.
It's 2016.
Can't we get past all this *, like, look, I know that some cops are murderous idiots, but not all of them are.
You know, a lot of black folks hate all white people.
Not all white people are bad.
Not all black people are bad.
You can't let a couple shitty eggs * up the whole dozen for you, you know?
Now, I've had three girlfriends cheat on me.
I'm not blowing dudes now.
I mean, this is not...
Yeah, thanks.
Just ride it out.
Not everybody's bad.
Not that there's anything wrong with blowing dudes.
I don't mean that at all.
Absolutely.
If it's your thing, rock it out, you know?
I'm all for it.
Are there any gay folks?
Are there any gay folks in here?
Yeah?
Just one girl?
Sitting very comfortably next to another girl?
Is that it?
Honestly, is anybody in here?
Just you guys, huh?
I find that impossible here in Burlington.
I think I might even go home a little gayer than I did.
I don't know.
Listen.
I don't even want to say congratulations because that's stupid.
I mean, my thought is as long as you're not hurting anybody in this world,
you should be free to do whatever the hell you want, you know?
Who is anybody to tell anybody what to do, you know?
But I got to tell you one thing that annoys the * out of me,
and I want to ask your opinion.
I don't like when people go on Facebook and change their profile picture to a rainbow
and call it supporting their gay friends.
Do you find that supportive?
No.
No.
It's * stupid.
It's stupid, right?
It's like, hey, look at me.
I did a thing, and it's not about your friends at all.
I've got a gay friend.
He's one of my best friends.
You want to know how I supported him?
I bought him an ice pack for his *.
That's how I supported him.
Yep.
Because I listened, and I went shopping.
That is friendship.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's based on the story.
Tracy told me, that thing is sizzling like a fajita plate right now, man.
Woo!
They party.
I'm going to order him a hemorrhoid donut for Christmas.
He loves that joke.
Why do people do it?
Why do people hate so much?
Everybody was all * bent out of shape about the transgender people.
They were using the wrong bathroom.
What the *?
Just, why do you care what people are peeing out of?
You're the weirdo for looking.
Right?
What the hell are you afraid of?
What is, does somebody really think they're going to walk into a bathroom,
and there's going to be some gender wolf in like mid-transformation,
just * eating a live rabbit and barking at the moon or something?
Just go piss, you * weirdo.
Who cares?
Just piss and get out.
Leave everybody alone.
*.
No time for that *.
Are you guys having a good time so far?
Are we having a good time?
You guys are absolutely amazing.
Thank you.