Last, last, la-la-la-la-la-last night I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted, toastedLast night I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toasted, toastedI'm in this thang, getting twisted and curled about the girl, they call me E for everything, E for the most interesting man in the worldI live in the bay with the crabs in the barrel, the sea lions in the shark, where it's colder than an ice pack, colder than a hooker's heartGirl's got cookies and cherry pie, we spark, drink clear liquor in dark, I'm married to the bay, till death do us apartI'm timeless and I'm ageless, get over it, I had to beat this slapback, it had my name written all over itRight now I'm whooped, hammered and toasted, out of my character, out of my mind, hooked, on this broccoli and this burgundy Rossi wineCooked, hella burnt, throwed in the head, fried, look, hella tough, turn the donuts in my rideDo the skid marks with my tie, making bow ties, infinity signs, figure eights, running through stop signsI'm never on time, I'm always late, 24 hour grind, I'm a different kind, won't hesitate to bust you with my nineLast time I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toastedLast time I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toastedDon't drink and drive, crashing whips, DUIs, get your ass kickedYou think you high?Dropping fast as ***, it was suicide when you smashed itI got a bad bitch, we hella drunk, she cute as ***, with a big ol' dunkI told her that's what I want, so we left the party on oneWe in the parking lot, having ***, me and this ***y bitchFuckin' in the car, we both extra lit, in the backseat, look like we wrestlin'Too drunk to drive, drank past the car, so I'ma keep ***in' this nasty broIt ain't over till I'm soberHad to start the bitch up, then I drove herLast time I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toastedLast time I tried, but I couldn't drive, cause I was toasted, toasted, toastedI glow like neon, but I don't drive a neon, I'm cold like freon, but I'm far from a peonThem bae boys, they some patienceThis is psychological manipulationHe squares a piece of time, I'm gamed up, do your homework, check my G-spotHe a algae, he a fungus, he a moldI'm a boss, put the president on holdNiggas don't want you around, I'm like poison ivyYou play too much, take life too lightlyI stay tough, rip out if I mustMini AK bust, finger on the clutchAshes to ashes, dust to dust, suit some t-shirts with airbrushGloves and caskets, that's enough, it's sick out here, times is toughNobody while I'm loaded, gettin' my money postedBlowin' my bus when I'm drinkin', gettin' tired of it, I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a bossLast night I tried, but I couldn't driveCause I was toasted, toasted, toastedLast night I tried, but I couldn't driveCause I was toasted, toasted, toastedLast night I tried, toasted, toasted, toasted