Last year I hung my stocking by the chimney And old Santa didn't bring me anything Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring So to heck with old Santa Claus When he goes dashing through the snow I hope he falls Well I'd like to hit him in his ho-ho-ho With a bunch of big snowballs To heck with old Santa Claus This year I'll build a big bar in the fireplace I'll be like the little pig you read about When that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney He's gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt So to heck with old Santa Claus When he goes dashing through the snow I hope he falls Well I'd like to hit him in his ho-ho-ho With a bunch of big snowballs To heck with old Santa Claus I'd like to hit him in his ho-ho-ho With a bunch of big snowballs To heck with old Santa Claus Yeah, to heck with old Santa Claus