All old folks say the 4th of May is a hell of a day. I was in a little seaport town and the great
Titanic was going down. Now the sergeant captain was having some words when they
hit that big iceberg. Up comes Cheyenne from down below, he said, Captain, Captain,
said, you don't know, so we got nine feet water over the ballroom floor. And the
captain said, go on back and start stacking sacks so we got nine water pumps to keep
the water back. Up comes Cheyenne from down below, he said, Captain, Captain, said, you
don't know, so we got 40 feet water over the ballroom floor. He said, go on back and
start stacking sacks so we got nine water pumps to keep the water back. Cheyenne said,
your ***ting is good and your ***ting is fine, but there's one time you white folks ain't
gonna ***, old Cheyenne. Now a thousand millionaires were looking at him when he
jumped in the ocean and he began to swim. The rich man's daughter came, the rich man's
daughter came up on deck with her jaws around her knees and her underskirt around her neck.
Like a noonday clock, Cheyenne stopped and his eyes fell dead in that cot. She said, Cheyenne,
old Cheyenne, said, save me, please, so I can give you all the pussy that your eyes
may see. He said, I know you got good pussy, and that's true, but there's some girls on
land got as good a pussy as you. She said, Cheyenne, old Cheyenne, said, please save
my life, so I'll make you a lovely wedding wife. He said, your ***ting is good and your
***ting is fine, but first I got to save this black ass of mine. Now there was another
fellow by the name of Jim, he jumped in the ocean and he began to swim. Another girl ran
up on deck with her jaws around her knees and her underskirt around her neck. Like a
noonday clock, Jim stopped and his eyes fell dead in that cot. Now she had long black hair
that hanged from the crown of her head to the nape of her belly. She had a 20-pound
pussy that shook like jelly. She said, Cheyenne, old Cheyenne, said, save me, please, I'll
give you everything that your eyes may see. Before the last word could fall from her lip,
Jim slammed his black ass back up on that ship. Up come a shark from the bottom of the sea,
said, look what God Almighty done sent to me. Cheyenne bowed his neck and showed his
ass to get out the way of the big shark pack. Now after old shark seen that Cheyenne had
him beat, he said, swim, black motherfucker, said, don't let him black me. About 4.30 when
the Titanic was sinking, Cheyenne had swum on over in Los Angeles and started drinking,
but now when he heard that the Titanic had sunk, he was in New York, damn near drunk.
He said, ladies and gentlemen, said, when I die, said, don't y'all bury me at all, so
soak my balls in alcohol, so lay my old rod up across my breast and tell all the peoples
old Cheyenne is going to rest.