All old folks say the 4th of May is a hell of a day. I was in a little seaport town and the greatTitanic was going down. Now the sergeant captain was having some words when theyhit that big iceberg. Up comes Cheyenne from down below, he said, Captain, Captain,said, you don't know, so we got nine feet water over the ballroom floor. And thecaptain said, go on back and start stacking sacks so we got nine water pumps to keepthe water back. Up comes Cheyenne from down below, he said, Captain, Captain, said, youdon't know, so we got 40 feet water over the ballroom floor. He said, go on back andstart stacking sacks so we got nine water pumps to keep the water back. Cheyenne said,your ***ting is good and your ***ting is fine, but there's one time you white folks ain'tgonna ***, old Cheyenne. Now a thousand millionaires were looking at him when hejumped in the ocean and he began to swim. The rich man's daughter came, the rich man'sdaughter came up on deck with her jaws around her knees and her underskirt around her neck.Like a noonday clock, Cheyenne stopped and his eyes fell dead in that cot. She said, Cheyenne,old Cheyenne, said, save me, please, so I can give you all the pussy that your eyesmay see. He said, I know you got good pussy, and that's true, but there's some girls onland got as good a pussy as you. She said, Cheyenne, old Cheyenne, said, please savemy life, so I'll make you a lovely wedding wife. He said, your ***ting is good and your***ting is fine, but first I got to save this black ass of mine. Now there was anotherfellow by the name of Jim, he jumped in the ocean and he began to swim. Another girl ranup on deck with her jaws around her knees and her underskirt around her neck. Like anoonday clock, Jim stopped and his eyes fell dead in that cot. Now she had long black hairthat hanged from the crown of her head to the nape of her belly. She had a 20-poundpussy that shook like jelly. She said, Cheyenne, old Cheyenne, said, save me, please, I'llgive you everything that your eyes may see. Before the last word could fall from her lip,Jim slammed his black ass back up on that ship. Up come a shark from the bottom of the sea,said, look what God Almighty done sent to me. Cheyenne bowed his neck and showed hisass to get out the way of the big shark pack. Now after old shark seen that Cheyenne hadhim beat, he said, swim, black motherfucker, said, don't let him black me. About 4.30 whenthe Titanic was sinking, Cheyenne had swum on over in Los Angeles and started drinking,but now when he heard that the Titanic had sunk, he was in New York, damn near drunk.He said, ladies and gentlemen, said, when I die, said, don't y'all bury me at all, sosoak my balls in alcohol, so lay my old rod up across my breast and tell all the peoplesold Cheyenne is going to rest.