Do not make the mistake of believing that I am the person who is speaking to you now. I am not, that is to say, capital N, capital O, capital T. This is an indisputable fact that has been scientifically proven. It is useless to belabor facts that have already been proven. Just as it is useless to wander off on a tangent with a bull whip in search of a dead horse. If you do not accept this to be true, then you are insane and you will be locked up. I personally have never been locked up. But that is because I personally have never been insane. Nor have I ever personally, that is to say, as a person, been a criminal. You, on the other hand, are obviously crazy. This is a scientific fact that is instinctively and intuitively obvious to all peoples of all races, creeds, and colors, and in all walks of life. Please do not obfuscate matters with science or other baloney sandwiches. Your opinions are not relevant to the issue of your mental capacity. But rather, they are dead horses which are not capital N, capital O, capital T to be flogged. My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are indeed insane. So that all doctors, policemen, and other persons of authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of my statements. Please do not change color while I am talking to you. Of course, everyone knows that my statements are always truthful. But unfortunately, I must demonstrate to you the fact that you are not in touch with reality. Because I only have your best interests at heart, and you must learn to function in the modern world of today. May I please have 50 cents? Functioning is the process whereby decent people of society interrelate with one another. For the sole purpose of keeping the modern world a safe place for all in which to live. If you get my drift. Copyright © 2020, New Thinking Allowed Foundation