One semester as a kid, worked for tips at Denny'sFresh and fruity, fish and chips, busting ass for penniesNow I am embarking on to a T-Skill tripTrapped inside a restaurant, wondering what to tipAnd it's a tip-inSo if you're ever thinking about a tip-inTip-inLearned by, learned by fiveTen percent's too cheap, and twenty percent's too steepDon't know how to get to fifteen percent, should be on the receiptHere's an ancient rule of thumb, passed down from my fatherTake one-tenth of the real sum, and move the decimal less fartherTake a half of that dividend, and add the two togetherIt's all too much to comprehend, I'll be sitting here foreverAnd it's a tip-inSo if you're ever thinking about a tip-inTip-inLearned by, learned by fiveTen percent's too cheap, and twenty percent's too steepDon't know how to get to fifteen percent, should be on the receiptHere's an ancient rule of thumb, passed down from my fatherTake one-tenth of the real sum, and move the decimal less fartherTake a half of that dividend, and move the decimal less fartherTake a half of that dividend, and move the decimal less fartherTake a half of that dividend, and move the decimal less fartherKick some lips, put in your 말씀Kick some lips, but brush some teethGet some yoga in the gymDo it right, right, with the rightFull time job's over, And don't play on timeMaybe overly so, were they too loquacious, or maybe just a little slow, did they leave me hanging, were the water glass too long empty, were they way too sanguine, too obsequious for me, I must admit I'd rather get service for a song, but I've been skinned and I've made word, will they talk about me when I'm gone, or just a tip of the tongue,to never think about, to never think about a tip in, and by five or ten percent's too cheap, even twenty percent's too steep, don't know how to get fifteen percent, should be under the sea,but I've been skinned and I've made word, will they talk about me when I'm gone, or just a tip of the tongue,