I'm the type of person that'll tell you
if I agree to the time and I happen to be running late,
I'm gonna notify you, let you know,
hey, fam, we're running 10, 15 minutes late.
You know what I'm saying?
And then what happens a lot of times
is I get there what I thought was late.
I'm actually early because the people
that planned the event planned on me being late.
So they gave me some bogus time.
And so now I thought I was late and I'm early.
Yeah, I hate that.
Don't play with my brain like that.
Don't mind, you f*** with the time-space continuum like that.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
And above everything, I'm a man of my word.
So I feel like I gotta leave and come back and be 15 minutes.
No, when you gonna start for real,
I'm gonna be 15 minutes late for that.
You know what I'm saying?
You say, what time you gonna start?
Let me know when you start for real.
Fam, I'm sorry, I'm gonna be 15 minutes late for that.
Just because I'm a man of my word
and I'm accountable with my time
because I say you're playing with my time.
I say, oh, you ain't started yet?
Well, my time still stands.
I'm still 100.
Oh, you wasn't gonna start till about 8.30?
Okay, well, I'm gonna be there at 8.45.
I'll be back in an hour.
Then I follow through on what I said I was gonna do,
you know, with the time.
That's just what I say with the time.
That's how I act.
If you hear me talk about time and describe time,
you have no idea, actually,
what the f*** is going to happen, actually.
You don't know.
Time is very man-made.
Like, for example, I'll say some s***,
like, I'll be back in a second.
You know?
Please don't count the alligators.
You know what I'm saying?
Please don't count, yeah, one Mississippi,
several Mississippis later.
Here I come.
What's up?
Oh, you try to say I'll be back in a second.
Damn!
It's only, it ain't even been a minute.
In a minute?
You have no idea what I'm talking about.
A minute?
Hear me talk about a minute.
It could be five actual minutes.
Five years could have passed by.
I'm talking about a minute.
Damn, dog, I ain't seen you in a minute.
I know, hon.
It's been a minute, ain't it?
I know, like, ten years, huh?
Yeah, it's been a cool little hot little,
like, yeah, the minute gets smaller,
but the time goes, it's a longer period
of time, temperature's involved.
It's like, yeah, a cool little hot little minute.
I know, 15 years.
I know it was like a little microscopic,
like it was like a baby-miniatured,
small miniature-miniscopic,
biographical, subquantum,
high-level type of, like a baby-hot-little-cool-little
jacuzzi-temperature-scalding-hot minute.
It's been 30 years, hasn't it?
Damn, it's crazy.
Wow, this is a lot of time.
Love this country.
But slavery and oppression,
disrespect and degradation of black folks
has been going on for, like, a cool little hot little minute.
I thought it was like, it's been like a,
it's been like a cool little, like,
like a miniature-ass, like a sub,
like a microscopic, like a hot little,
like a scalding hot little,
like a boiler temperature,
but like a frozen sub-zero cool little hot little minute.
I know, huh, like 400 years.
400 years.