T-Pain: ey ey T-Swizzle (T-Swizzle)
T-Pizzle (T-Pizzle)

I'm like 8 foot 4 blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rappin' hardcore!
No I ain't gotta gun, no I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug
I'm so gangsta you can find me bakin cookies at night
You out clubbin? well I just made caramel delight!
T-Swift & T-Pain rappin' on the same track
It's a thug story tell me can you handle that?
I had a dream last night, I had hi-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth and diamonds on my mic
By the time I woke I was singin -
I'm on a boa---t (T-Pain)

Cuz I'm a signature rapper (Swift)
Shorty I'ma make ya (T-Pain)
Straight to the top yo (Swift)
Shorty I'ma take ya (T-Pain)
Call me T-Sweezy now I'm a rap star (Swift)
It's a Thug Story now tell em who you are (T-Pain)
Say ya turned gangsta (T-Pain)
You don't wanna fight me (Swift)
Straight to the top (T-Pain)
In my xtra-small white tee (Swift)
T-Swift & T-Pain on the same track,
Now it's a Thug Story now can you gimme that? (T-Pain)

What?! What?! I knit sweaters yo!
What?! What?! Don't test me (bleep)

Swift talking: Hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything
I said yo
You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything, I didn't swear

T-Pain sings: She didn't even swear-

Swift: Hello? ugh!