3, 2, 1, GO!My smiling featuresMy heart has many seizuresFar too low, I hit wellMy life's one, living hellAnd my only God and SaviorIs the volume that I take forEvery plane I step uponEvery flight that I go onI'll be your man for onceAnd the magic of modern medicine meansThat I will fly with you, fly with youTo wherever you wanna go tonightAnd the magic of modern medicine meansThat I will finally, finally be the manThat I know that I am notThree cheers for modern medicineThree cheers for modern medicineBoy the plane, take my seatIt was a plus featureIn the unlikely event of an emergencyHey baby, that's alright with meFor this stuff they held me onWould not get an African elephantI could fly this myselfAnd the magic of modern medicine meansThat I will fly with you, fly with youTo wherever you wanna go tonightAnd the magic of modern medicine meansThat I will finally, finally be the manThat I know that I am notThree cheers for modern medicineThree cheers for modern medicineThank you, the magic of modern medicineI won't fly too far aloneAs the wheelsTake my seatAs the groundMy head hurtsStarts to poundI'm sedated and hungoverImmigration blows my coverAs I tryTo explainWhy I can'tMove my legsAnd I feel like I'm a junkieAnd my girlfriend's gonna dump meNow it seems quite clear to meThat airports aren't how they used to beAnd as the guard takes hold of meI feel like things are due to beWhat's your name?What's your age?Where you're from?Sign this pageAnd the magic of modern medicine meansThat I will sleep in a sleep in a foreign prisonTill the magic wears offAnd the magic of modern medicine meansThat I will never be, never be allowedIn this country to live inIn our country again