fish. I was in Israel.
Israel went down to breakfast. The entire
breakfast buffet in Israel was fish.
Different types of disgusting
fish. I know it's
always comforting when a pale blonde guy is
criticizing Israel.
This is
going to go well.
*** your iPhone.
It's this look.
It's not easy looking like Hitler's wet
dream.
All right?
This is not a good look.
Look. This is not
the look you want for the tour of the Holocaust
Museum. I've been to the
Holocaust Museum in D.C. I think everyone
should go. I just suggest you don't look like
me. I was walking around
and people were like, he did it!
That's the
guy from the photo!
He's not an Argentinean!
He's right here! Get him!
Actually, I'm too pale for Hitler, right?
Hitler would have been like, I said Aryan,
not
snowman.
I mean, meet me halfway,
people. By the way, that's how
Hitler sounded.
I'm Hitler, baby.
The
Hitler man came.
I'm a very
pale white guy.
I've yet to be the victim of any type of
discrimination. I have been the victim
of someone assuming I'd enjoy a racist
joke. Have you ever had that? You're like,
well, why would you think I'd want to hear that?
Hey, he looks like he
he'd enjoy a little hatred.
Maybe this
bigotry will brighten his day.
If anyone would have a
problem with people with pigmentation, be the
pale fella.
But I know what I look like.
I'm not saying I don't forget. You ever forget
what you look like and then you walk in front of a mirror
and you're like, oh no.
When did
that happen?
Because during the day you're like, I'm Brad Pitt,
I'm John Goodman.
What's wrong with John Goodman?