The Mayor hides a crime rate, Councilwoman hesitates Public gets irate, but forgets the vote dates Weatherman complainin', predicted sun, it's rainin' Everyone's protesting, boyfriend keeps suggesting You're not like all of the rest Garbage ain't collected, women ain't protected Politicians using, people they're abusing The mafia's getting bigger, like pollution in the river And you tell me that this is where it's at Woke out this morning with an ache in my head I splashed on my clothes as I spilled out of bed I opened the window to listen to the news But all I heard was the establishment's blues Gun sales are soaring, housewives find life boring Divorce the only answer, smoking causes cancer This system's gonna fall soon, to an angry young tune And that's a concrete cold fact The Pope digs population, freedom from taxation Teeny bops are uptight, drinking at a stoplight Miniskirt is flirting, I can't stop so I'm hurting Spencer sells her hopeless chest Adultery plays the kitchen, bigger cops than fiction The little man gets shafted, sons and money's drafted Living by a timepiece, new war in the Far East Can you pass the Rorschach test? It's a hassle, it's an educated guess Well frankly I couldn't care less