Last night I was dreaming, dreamed about the H-bomb, well the bomber went off and I was caught, I was the only man on the ground
There was thirteen women and only one man in town, thirteen women and only one man in town
And as funny as it may be, the one and only man in town was me, well thirteen women, me the only man around
I had two gals every morning, seeing that I was well fed, and believe you me, one sweetened my tea while another one buttered my bread
Two gals gave me my money, two gals made me my clothes, and another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring, about forty carats I suppose
Well thirteen women and only one man in town, there was thirteen women and only one man in town
It was something I can't forget, because I think of those thirteen women, well thirteen women and only one man around
I had three gals dancing the mambo, three gals balling the jack, and all of the rest really did their best, boy they sure were a lively pack
I thought I was in heaven, and all of these angels were mine, but I woke up and I had to dream, cause I had to get to work on time
Well thirteen women and only one man in town, there was thirteen women and only one man in town
No I can't tell you where I've been, cause I kinda think that someday I'll go back to those thirteen women, me the only man around
Well thirteen women, me the only man around
Well thirteen women, me the only man around
Well thirteen women, me the only man around