She walks into Smoky's one hip at a timeLike a broken field runner, slipping through the lineHe liked the way she looked, so he calls the little wifeSays, don't wait up for me, I'll be working late tonightWife hangs up the phone, bursts into tearsCalls her sister up and cries, get over hereSister tells her boyfriend, be back in a whileBoyfriend wants a beer at the store, it's just a mileHe leaves the motor running, he'll only be a minuteHis car drives away with teenagers in itDriver tells his buddy, he's got one life to liveThey scream into the night, let's get it over withCause and effect, chain of eventsAll of the cars, all of the carsChaos makes perfect senseWhen you're spinning round, things come undoneWelcome to Earth, third rock for someThe kid does the gas, car starts to swerveHeads for a semi-truck, jumps the curbTruck hits a big boy in the Shoney's parking lotHe flies through the air, takes out the third blockRock strikes a lightbulb, transformers sparkLines go down, town goes dumbWakers calls a cop, said she saw it allWhere's the giant alien, he's landed at the mallI ring up the mayor, says there's panic in the streetsWe hate to wake you up, but we can't find the chiefMayor says use your head if he ain't in his carHe's hiding from his wife down at Smokey's BarCause and effect, chain of eventsAll of the chaos makes perfect senseWhen you're spinning round, things come undoneWelcome to Earth, third rock for someCause and effect, chain of eventsAll of the chaos makes perfect senseWhen you're spinning round, things come undoneWelcome to Earth, third rock for someWelcome to Earth, third rock for someWelcome to Earth, third rock for some