I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong

Just look in my closet, not a thing to put on

I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind

Things that never cross a man's mind Let's turn off the TV, now can't we just talk?

Let's lay here and cuddle 'til we both drift off

If we don't make love that'll be just fine

Things that never cross a man's mind That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick

Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it

That car is too fast, this beer is too cold

And watching all this football is sure getting old Wish I was working this weekend

Not on the lake wetting my line

Things that never cross a man's mind Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight

Her legs are too long and her heels are too high

Boy, she looks like the marrying kind

Things that never cross a man's mind That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick

Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it

That car is too fast, this beer is too cold

And watching all this football is sure getting old Wish I was working this weekend

Not on the lake wetting my line

Things that never cross a man's mind I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixing to starve

That movie was good except for the violent parts

Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair?

I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer These curtains clash with the carpet

The color scheme is a crime

Things that never cross a man's mind

Things that never cross a man's mind