Well, people are living easy with all these modern things.
Now, women, they don't never have to turn their hand.
There's automatic dryers and washing machines,
and, man, they're living like a queen.
Pretty soon, they won't even need a man.
Talking about washing machines,
we got one of them with a glass in the front of it.
The other night, Paul was watching TV, and it broke down.
Man, he liked and had a fit.
Ma filled up the washing machine with long-handled underwear
and rolled it in the living room.
Man, he watched it till 12 o'clock.
Thought he was a-looking at wrestling.
Now, people are living easy with all these modern things.
There are some of the beatenest things you've ever seen.
Now, the farmer's got it made.
These modern plows, and if you've seen the way that they milk cows,
man, they got them electric milking machines.
I was watching Grandpa use one of them things the other day.
They sure have got a lot of pull with cows.
He was hooking the thing up.
A raw wire stuck the old heifer.
Man, she jumped sky-high and left Paul holding the bag.
Now, people are living easy with all these modern things.
Man, we got a house with push-button control.
Well, you push a button, and out jumps a bed.
Push another button, and the young'uns are fed.
Push a button to make the house hot or cold.
Man, them things is nice if you know what you're doing.
The other day, Ma had her bridge club over, you know,
and she was showing the place off.
She pushed a button, and the stove jumped out.
Pushed another button, the refrigerator jumped out the wall.
Then she pushed another button, and the bathtub flew out.
Paul was in it taking a bath.
Well, she got all shook up pushing buttons trying to get him back in, you know,
and directly the radio jumped out playing the Star Spangled Banner.
Paul had to stand up.
Yeah, these modern things sure are nice.
I think I'm going to get rid of my old lady
as soon as they find something other than can serve you breakfast in bed
and do a few other little things.