now there was an old lady who lived on our street she got constipation through too much to eatshe took several pills on a saturday night and soon she discovered she wantedshe went to a window and stuck out herbut just then a white horseman happened to pass he heard a loud noise as he looked up on highand the bloody greatstraight in theeyeit's a fun song but it's all abouthe looked to the north he looked to the southand a bloody great lump landed right in his mouthhe looked to the east and he looked to the westand another great lump landed straight on his chesthe saidit's a f***ing great song but it's all aboutf***ingthe next night he walked over Battersea Bridgelook out for a watchman asleep on the edgehis chest bears a placard and on it is writtenbe kind to a watchman who's blindedf***inga'F***INsongbut it is all aboutS severtEan