now there was an old lady who lived on our street she got constipation through too much to eat
she took several pills on a saturday night and soon she discovered she wanted
she went to a window and stuck out her
but just then a white horseman happened to pass he heard a loud noise as he looked up on high
and the bloody great
straight in the
eye
it's a fun song but it's all about
he looked to the north he looked to the south
and a bloody great lump landed right in his mouth
he looked to the east and he looked to the west
and another great lump landed straight on his chest
he said
it's a f***ing great song but it's all about
f***ing
the next night he walked over Battersea Bridge
look out for a watchman asleep on the edge
his chest bears a placard and on it is written
be kind to a watchman who's blinded
f***ing
a'
F***IN
song
but it is all about
S sever
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an