A toast to the booty

Feel that, do that

For how else can you capture a boogie

If you don't attack from the back

To the rear, march My name is the one

Some people call me the funk

Here's a toast to the boogie!

Said my name is the one

Some people call me the funk, oh

I'll toast to that And when I find a vacant booty

I move right in on the rump, ooh

I'm like a camel

Humpin' to please

I'm up to my hump in funk, yeah

Here's a toast to the boogie I've got jam in my legs

And I'm ready to spread

All around the world for the funk

I'll toast to that

We don't cut in

We just butt in

So baby, may I have this dance? Here's a toast to the boogie

We'll funk to that

Bottoms up I'll toast to that

I'll toast to that

Bottoms up! Here's a toast to the boogie

We'll funk to that, bottoms up

Here's a toast to the boogie

We'll funk to that, bottoms up Oww, my name is the one

Some people call me the funk

Here's a toast to the boogie

Said my name is the one

Some people call me the funk

I'll toast to that And when I find a vacant booty

I move right in on the rump

(Move in on the rump)

I'm like a camel

Double-humpin' to please

I am up to my hump in my funk

Here's a toast to the boogie I've got jam in my legs

And I'm ready to spread

All around the world for the funk

All around the world for the funk I am Sir Nose

D'Voidoffunk

(Double-humpin' to please)

And I will never dance

Prepare to meet your end, Starchild

For a tail is nothing but a long booty And this is a tale that I win in the end

And I have pinned the tail on the funky

And you shall dwell in the face of the mule forever, Starchild

Oh, mule-mug, oh donkey-puss, Starchild Ahhhhahahaha

Humdrum, tweedle-dee ***, Starchild

And I have made a jackass out of the funk

Oh, mule-mug, oh donkey-puss

I, Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk

Shall never dance! Yo ho, yourself, Starchild

Where's your flash light?

Where's your bop gun?

Where's the Doctor, Starchild?

Better tell the Doctor you need a house call, Starchild

Oh, mule-mug, oh donkey-puss