When I was a boyAnd I was very youngI used to play ballIn the gym as youngI never scored a one to goI never won one gameOh, bless my soulIt's a crying shameI'm always on the wrong sideI'm always on the wrong teamI've always got my hand tiedI'm never on the right feetI guess my fate's just to be kicked and shovedNow I'm on the wrong side of loveMy heart's like a baseballGetting tossed aroundOne minute it's upNext minute it's downI'm just batting zeroCan't get on baseI keep striking outIt's such a disgraceI'm always on the wrong sideI'm always on the wrong teamI've always got my hand tiedI'm never on the right feetI guess my fate's just to be kicked and shovedNow I'm on the wrong sideI'm on the wrong side of loveI'm on the wrong side of loveI'm always on the wrong sideI'm always on the wrong teamI've always got my hand tiedI'm never on the right feetI guess my fate's just to be kicked and shovedNow I'm on the wrong side of loveNow I'm on the wrong side of loveNow I'm on the wrong side of loveNow I'm on the wrong side of love