I would like you to meet your family
Your family
I would like you to meet your family
Your family
You've got two kids,
a girl and a boy
They are everything to you
Your only brother,
know that he loves ya If you need him,
he'll be there
The love of your life has got a new wife
You know that she will always be the one
Your father's dead,
you felt like a failure to him
For the most part of your
life
There's your mother,
she's like no other
She's on standby for you and for your
brother I would like you to meet your family
Your family The rest of your family
There's Aunt Mary,
you wonder if she
has got OCD
You never
see her
There's Aunt Carol,
she's like a yo-yo In every possible way I can think of
You've got some nieces,
you've got some nephews
You don't really know them but you
wish them
All your
grandmas and grandpas, they're all dead
Fun fact,
one of them told your mother you should be thrown
in jail
I would like you to meet your family The rest of your family
I would like you to meet your family The rest of your family
All your uncles and sisters and brothers-in-law,
they're all dead
All your uncles and sisters and brothers-in-law,
they're all dead
And stepmoms and stepdads,
to make a long story short
They all really hate everybody When I
imagine
you all come together
Oh
my God,
this must be
the worst,
the
worst party ever
With some music like you're hearing now The worst party ever
Let's dance at the worst party ever Oh,
the worst party ever
The worst party
ever The worst party ever
The worst party ever