Okay folks, it's story time!Set in September, 99Me the missus, the kids, had just moved inTo a basement flat in the royal spot of CheltenhamPatrick, Bessie, Biscuit BShrugged at the missus, bitch, glared at meSomeone looked around and wondered where to beginThey unpacked the tea and plugged it inSo the guy was prepared, the same as usualTore and he gave it the San FeruzoI followed him like a chump again and saidMarch this false grade is the best oneSaid the words got out of a chillerThe words got out of a tiller, tiller, tillerThe words got out of a chillerThe words got out of a tiller, tiller, tillerThe words got out of a chillerThe words got out of a tiller, tiller, tillerThe words got out of a chillerThe words got out ofChillerRan out of the flat and I ran aroundI guess I wouldn't be happy aboutI don't know if my daughter's all rightI'm not ready for hellThen I'm stabbed out of bed by the Queen's own towelSaw a little old lady come out the main doorShe looked up to me then I saw her poseWell I want to run cos I've got the knivesBut before I could she shot at a crossSaid you used to sing to the dance you didI said sure didSaid you used to sing to the dance you didI said sure didSaid you used to sing to the dance you didI said sure didSaid you used to sing to the dance you didI said sure did, sure did, sure did, sure didThat lady was the most bedeviled supposeScarf inside and grass removedLooked up to me like bearing a loadShe said young man I've got a load of secret informationPresenting the fate to this one's creationLet's get each otherLet's get each- a- achangedLet's get each otherLet's get each- achangedLet's get each otherLet's get each- ach-achedLet's get each otherLet's get ach-angedNoNoGot back home on that beatThe wife was crying, head to the feetPhone rang about time we should have been deadIt was her mother-in-law, and this is what she saidLet's get each otherLet's get each- ach-achedLet's get each otherLet's get each- ach-achedLet's get each otherLet's get each- ach-achedLet's get each otherLet's get each-Let's get each- ach-achedLet's get each- ach-achedLet's get each- ach-ached