this is the song that made me into an enormous cult and yes you did here correctly it was cult
more masturbation less population that's the the gist of this song so should we see for it
see if I'm in tune should we start they find if I'm not into you know my maybe go my mother said
there I was I was all ready to go I was well I was all ready to go and me a little bit that's
normally firm fell over it's terrible when that was all the bloody time that I have to
use a lollipop stick and two rubber bands my mother said that I never should play with the
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girls in the wood they're giggling talk I could never understand and that's why I fell in love
with my right hand and that's why I'm a * I'm a * and it does be good like it bloody well
should I'm a * I'm a * I'm always pulling my foot well I was 25 years old before I was
kissed and then I found that I preferred
a swift one off the wrist it's cheap it's convenient and you can't catch her piece
it's available at any time it's absolutely free and that's why
I'm a * I'm a * and it does be good like it bloody well should I'm a * I'm a *
and I'm always pulling my foot little bit oh mrs palm and your five lovely daughters
thank you for having me
and being oh so kind I've got pains in my arms my dong is getting shorter my ears have turned to
water and I think I'm going blind oh well I've wanked over Italy I've wanked over Spain I've
wanked in an omnibus I've even had a wank in a train I've used a badger and a melon and a cat
and inflatable in the lovelace and the Davy Crockett hat and that's why
I'm a * I'm a * and it does be good like it bloody well should I'm a * I'm a * and I'm always pulling my foot
so wankers of the world unite you've nothing to lose except your sight don't pull your foot for
the joy of the feeling aim for the stars and you might hit the ceiling remember that wanking is
the martini of *** anytime anyplace anywhere get in there it's perfectly free ladies and gentlemen
always pulling my foot so
if you're thumping away underneath the table don't be ashamed if the good lord hadn't meant us to be
wankers he wouldn't have made our hands reach to our penises it is a noble sport why in Wales it's
a competitive sport why in Australia it's compulsory so be a * well I pulled my
penis in Torremolinos I've beat my meat in Crete in Majorca I got such a stalker that I
wanked it in the street I've beat the bishop near and far from Stoke to Sunderland it's ruined my
sight I think I might end up with a pregnant hand and that's why
I'm a * I'm a * and it does me good lucky bloody well should I'm a * I'm a * and I always
I'm a * I'm a * and it does me good lucky bloody well should I'm a * I'm a * and I always
pulling my foot
Thank you, fellow sufferers.