When I was a kid in 1956, me big brother showed me some disgusting tricks.
Sitting in the bathroom on my own, playing rock and roll records on me gramophone.
And I was going, one, two, three, four, change hands, five, six, seven, eight, change hands, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Change hands, all you need is the rhythm and the wrist control, and you can do the wankers rock and roll.
I tried it to the shimmy, I tried it to the twist, I tried it to the tango, I nearly broke me wrist.
The women all point at me and scoff, they say I'll never get married till me hand drops off.
And I'm one, two, three, four, change hands, five, six, seven, eight, change hands, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Change hands, all you need is the rhythm and the wrist control.
And you can do the wankers rock and roll.
Give me a wubble you, give me an A, give me an N, give me a K, give me an E, give me an R, what's that spell?
*!
When long-told Sally met Johnny B. Goode, he didn't do nothing but pull his pud, just a wrist and a fist.
And he called,
I can't go wrong, doing the hand jive all night long.
Go in, one, two, three, four, change hands, five, six, seven, eight, change hands, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Change hands, all you need is the rhythm and the wrist control, and you can do the wankers rock and roll.
I've got spots before me eyes, I've got blisters on me palms, got great balls of fire and muscular arms.
The Teds call me * when I'm walking down the street, cos I love to jerk me gherkin to the boogie woogie beat.
Go in, one, two, three, four, change hands, five, six, seven, eight, change hands, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Change hands, all you need is the rhythm and the wrist control, and you can do the wankers rock and roll.
Go in, one, two, three, four, change hands, five, six, seven, eight, change hands, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Change hands, all you need is the rhythm and the wrist control, and you can do the wankers rock and roll.
Oh.