I can't take it anymore, I don't know why I even get out of bed And why, when I've seen it all before, it's like a dagger hanging over my head Every day is just the same, I always have to hang my head in shame It doesn't matter the time or place, there's always egg on my face The universe is against me, and no one here defends me Everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before And it sets me into this manic frenzy I guess it still offends me, the whole universe is against me You would not believe the mayhem that I think up under that tree It always works out great for the two of them, how come it never works out for me? It's like beating my head into a wall, this constant losing makes me feel so small I don't know where I should begin, when do I get to win? The universe is against me, and no one here defends me And everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before And it sets me into this manic frenzy I guess it still offends me, the whole universe is against me The whole universe is against me The whole universe is against me The whole universe is against me