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A long time ago when the earth was green
Why there was more kind of animals than you've ever seen
And they just ran around free while the earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There were green alligators and long neck geese
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
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Now God seen some sin and it gave him pain
And he cried stand back cause I'm gonna make it rain
He said hey brother Noah I'll tell you what you do
You build me a floating zoo, sing now
I want some green alligators and long neck geese
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
Don't you forget my unicorn
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Come on y'all can sing better than that
Green alligators, long neck geese, humpty back camels and chimpanzees
I'll do the rest of it, y'all just do that
Somebody said the other day Larry
Said Noah was the bravest man in the world
He got on a wooden boat with two termites
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Well old Noah was there to answer the call
And he finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
And he marched in the animals two by two
And he called out as they went through
Hey Lord I got your green alligators and long neck geese
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but Lord I'm so forlorn
I just don't see no unicorn
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And then Noah looked out through the driving rain
And those unicorns were hiding playing silly little games
They were kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring
Oh those silly old unicorns
We got green alligators and long neck geese
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but Lord I'm so forlorn
We just can't wait on the unicorn
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Well the ark started moving and it drifted with the tide
And those unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
But the rain just kept on falling and kind of floated them away
And ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls
And Larry Black and Keith Bilbrey and Renee and everybody
That's why you've never seen a unicorn
To this very day
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You'll see green alligators and long neck geese
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorn
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Yeah!
Thank you Ben!