Mommy, I just killed a man I ain't fakin' like Freddie, goddamn, I just killed a man There I was mindin' my own business When he just threw his stupid silver right in front of my van Oh, if there's anyone can help me, you can So how do we plan, dispose another body I'm too young to go to jail, ma, ain't I been a good son since I left college If the cops come knockin' in the middle of the night You know what you do, you know what you say That I was tucked up, dreamin' of a better life Mommy, don't let them lock me away, no, no Mommy, I just killed a man I ain't fakin' like Freddie, goddamn, I just killed a man There I was mindin' my own business When he just threw his stupid silver right in front of my van Oh, if there's anyone can help me, you can So how do we plan, dispose another body I'm too young to go to jail, ma, ain't I been a good son since I finished college If the cops come knockin' in the middle of the night You know what you do, you know what you say That I was tucked up, dreamin' of a better life Mommy, don't let them lock me away, yeah I'm just an unfortunate gentleman I'm just an unfortunate gentleman I'm just an unfortunate gentleman I didn't do it, I didn't mean to do it You've always been so good to me, ma And I blew it I don't suppose it would be too much to ask If they could find a prince on the wheel of a car If they could find a prince on the grip of the knife Cause I just can't imagine goin' down for life I'm just an unfortunate gentleman I'm just an unfortunate gentleman Guess I'm goin' down for life I'm just an unfortunate gentleman I'm just an unfortunate gentleman I'm just an unfortunate gentleman I'm just an unfortunate gentleman