I'd really rather be alone

I'd really rather be on my own

What part of no don't you understand

Won't you just let go of my hand

Maybe it's just time you knew the truth Don't think I'm coming off as rude

I really like this solitude

My company suits me just fine

In fact I think it's quite divine

Maybe it's just time you knew the truth Hey, hey I love to hear myself talk

I'm my own favorite audience

'Cause I'm the funniest person I know

If you were me I'm sure you'd agree I know you claim I'm being vague

But I'm afraid it's not that way

You can come over don't stay long

Call me next week 'cause I'll be gone

Maybe it's just time you knew the truth Hey, hey, I love to hear myself talk

I'm my own favorite audience

'Cause I'm the funniest person I know

If you were me I'm sure you'd agree I'm building up my barricade

I'd rather if you don't invade

Oh I'm sick of all this obligation

Do you really need more explanation

Maybe this time you will finally see That hey, hey, I love to hear myself talk

I'm my own favorite audience

'Cause I'm the funniest person I know

If you were me I'm sure you'd agree Hey, hey

Hey, hey

Hey, hey

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