With my high starch collar and my high top shoes
And my hair tied high up on my head
I went to lose a jolly hour on the trolley
And lost my heart instead
With his light brown derby and his bright green tie
He was quite the handsome Mr. Man
I started again, so I counted to ten
Then I counted to ten again
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley
I nearly missed the trolley
Ding, ding, ding went the bell
Awfully glad I caught it
Sing, sing, sing went my heart strings
From the moment I saw him I fell
She fell down and got right back up again
Chug, chug, chug went the motor
I think I'm getting nauseous
Bump, bump, bump went the bell
Sure as I am Tom Drake
Thump, thump, thump went my heart strings
When he smiled I could feel the car shake
Rattle and roll, boy what a ride
I tipped my hat, I tipped my hat
I took a seat, took a seat
I said he helped me
Had a slap on my face
Oops, I asked her name
I held my breath
I'll be leading you to scare me half to death
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz
Well, here's where I get off
Flop, flop, flop went the wheel
Awful nice to meet you
Stop, stop went my heart strings
As he started to leave
I took hold of his sleeve with my hand
Hey, you're down my coat
Had this in me for a plan
Hey, you're rockin' the boat
He stayed on with me
Under the scratches
Stand with his hand
Holding mine
I missed my stop
To the end of the line
I got a wife and kids waiting
I'm gonna be in big trouble
Cause I forgot to bring home
The bread and milk and cheese and crackers
What am I gonna do now
With this crazy woman
With her high starch collar
And her high top shoes
And her hair piled high upon her head
Oh boy, I'm dead
And like I said
Look out now!
Get, get, get it, what we're sayin'
Get, get, get it, what we're sayin'
Hey, hey, Daddy K
Better help poor Mel Tornay
I'm in trouble now
What am I gonna do?
I got the blues
Here's more bad news
This little lady stepped upon my shoes
And now I need a stop