I've seen James Bond drinkin' so I had to do it too I've seen him smoke so I had to do that too I threw those herbs in the water back at it on the next day I wanted to fly so bad but I couldn't find another way Oh the things that I do, I don't know why I do I thought I was doin' them for you, you Oh the things that I do, I don't know why I do I thought I was doin' them for you, you Michael Jackson moonwalked so I had to do it too But my dad's elite so I had to follow suit Broken glass on the pavement, I picked the bottle up the next day I never thought being sober could take away the pain Oh the things that I do, I don't know why I do I thought I was doin' them for you, you Oh the things that I do, I don't know why I do I thought I was doin' them for you, you You, you, you, you Oh the things that I do, don't know why I do Oh the things that I do, yeah Oh the things that I do, don't know why I do Thought I was doin' Thought I was doin' for you Yeah Thought I was doin' them for you