The Ten Commandments of Man given to Woman through the inspiration of I, Max Romeo Commandment 1, Thou shalt have no other man but me Commandment 2, Thou shalt not encourage no man to make love to you, neither kiss nor caress you For I'm your man, a very jealous man, and is ready to lay low any other man that may intrude in our love Commandment 3, Remember to kiss and caress me, honour and obey me In my every woman fancy, seven days a week and twice on Sundays Cause at no time will I ever be tired of I, T, It Commandment 4, Honour my name, so that every woman may honour it also Commandment 5, Thou shalt not provoke me to anger, or my wrath will descend upon you heavily Commandment 6, Thou shalt not search my pockets at night, or annoy me with your hair saying Commandment 7, Thou shalt not shout my name in the streets when I'm walking with another woman But wait intelligently till I come home, then we both can have it out peacefully For I'm your man, a funny man, and detest of scandal in public places Commandment 8, Thou shalt not drink or smoke, or use profane language, for those bad habits I will not stand for Commandment 9, Thou shalt not commit adultery, for the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder Commandment 10, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's dress, nor her shoe, nor her beru, nor her bed, nor her hat, or anything that's hers Thou shalt not call my attention to anything that is for sale in any stores, for I will not give you anything but what you actually need for your purpose Those were the 10 commandments of man given to woman through the inspiration of I, Max Romeo www.LRCgenerator.com