It's an egg hunt for dates
On new roller-skates
While grooms and their brides
Take horse-drawn rides Unless you've seen it
You cannot believe it
It's so, so bizarre Boys gone bad
With their absentee dads
Who live with their pets
'Cause they're hedgin' their bets Unless you're seen it
You cannot believe it
It's so, so bizarre How can it be, that it's only me
How can it be, that it's only me It's a well-known song
And he's singin' it wrong
But the crowd's on the bong
So they all clap along Unless you've seen it
You cannot believe it
It's so , so bizarre It's a summertime vibe
And the park is alive
And the actors arrive
To be led on their lines Unless you're seen it
You cannot believe it
It's so, so bizarre How can it be, that it's only me
How can it be, that it's only me
That sees the strange
The strange, the strange