It's an egg hunt for dates

On new roller-skates

While grooms and their brides

Take horse-drawn rides Unless you've seen it

You cannot believe it

It's so, so bizarre Boys gone bad

With their absentee dads

Who live with their pets

'Cause they're hedgin' their bets Unless you're seen it

You cannot believe it

It's so, so bizarre How can it be, that it's only me

How can it be, that it's only me It's a well-known song

And he's singin' it wrong

But the crowd's on the bong

So they all clap along Unless you've seen it

You cannot believe it

It's so , so bizarre It's a summertime vibe

And the park is alive

And the actors arrive

To be led on their lines Unless you're seen it

You cannot believe it

It's so, so bizarre How can it be, that it's only me

How can it be, that it's only me

That sees the strange

The strange, the strange