Once in every show, there comes a song like this It starts off soft and low and ends up with a kiss Oh, where is the song that goes like this? Where is it? Where? Where? A sentimental song that casts a magic spell They all will hum along, we'll overact like hell Oh, this is the song that goes like this Yes, it is Yes, it is Yes, it is Yes, it is Now we can go straight into the middle eight A bridge that is too far for me I'll sing it in your face while we both embrace And then we change the key Now we're doing That's awfully high for me But everyone can see we should have stayed in D For this is our song that goes like this I'm feeling very proud You're singing far too loud That's the way that this song goes You're standing on my toes Singing our song that goes like this I can't believe there's more It's far too long, I'm sure That's the trouble with this song It goes on and on and on For this is our song that is too long Oh, but God will be singing this to porn You'll wish that you weren't born Let's top this damn refrain Before we go insane The song always ends like this