From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's industrial

Waste depositories it's Shaggy Time! Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got mice here!

Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show

I'm Shaggy like you don't ***in' know

This is my sidekick Fat Pat

He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!)

Anyhow on my way here I almost died

This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five

They worry about drunks, and late night truckers

Old ass bitches try to kill mother***ers (Ha ha ha ha)

This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more

Then she makes a right into my side door

This comedy ***'s gettin' old

The game is to be sold, not to be told

Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement right?

Snoop dogg is with us tonight

That's what I'm sayin'

On the Shaggy Show, *** we ain't playin'

And that ain't it, also on the show

Another mother***er that well, some of you know

You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother

Violent J's in this mother***er

(I like that kid Violent J)

Hey Moe! (What's up?)

How ya doin' today? (Just great Shags!)

That's great, now let's give a hand

To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!

We'll be right back with Violent J Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)

Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?

(Straight up!)

There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.

(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!

(Aw hell yeah!)

Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit

Offers the finest in player hatin' tactics.

(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:

(Hey man, *** that fine ass bitch!)

Or the look shooker:

(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)

Or the never ending shooting star:

(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be drivin that bitch!)

Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!

(Word up!) OK, my first guest, he's nutty as hell

He just served a half a year in the county jail

Now he's back, for now at least

Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece! What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'?

It's been six months and my dick ain't havin' it

If I don't hurry up and get me some ass

I might bust this nut on your tv glass!

Anyway, been workin on my brand new ***

A brand new group with my homies Twisted

It's called Dark Lotus, *** I play somethin for y'all?

Hell naw Now I been hearin' a little of this and that

About you havin' some kind of a panic attack

Tell us, uh, is it true?

And when you have one, what the *** do you do? Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee

And then all of a sudden, I'm like get off me!

Then I start chokin off pedestrians

Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian

But that's all over now, it's old hat

I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac

Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it

I might *** your neck and do bad things with it! Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)

For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?

Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)

Snoop Dogg is comin' up next!

Stay right here, we'll be right back! I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot

That you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.

When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for

That bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.

Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot ***

Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,

Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.

Mm mm that's hot, God Damn Hot.

Ask for it by name. Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back

My next guest pioneered the sound in rap

He's come a long way from the L-B-C

Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G! Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane

It's the big dog y'all, ***in' with the Insane

Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town

Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound

I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb

They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm

So any MC that disagree with me

Step up and watch your mother***in' ass meet defeat Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls

While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)

They want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow

Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so? It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go

Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow

But I don't pay em no attention

Oh, should I mention?

I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with suspension

Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' dough

Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks

Don't give a *** about nothin' at all

That's why I'm known to the world as big mother***in' Snoop Dogg

Nigga Snoop Dogg everybody!

Now we gotta bring a close to the party

(Already? What?)

Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc

And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)

Join us next time for the show

We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo

(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch

Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!