Hand me down the walking cane, hand me down my hat Don't be late cause we ain't got time to chat You and me, we're going out to catch the latest sounds Guaranteed to blow your mind so high you won't come down Yeah, y'all, prepare yourself for the rubber band Man, you'll never hear the sound like the rubber band Man, you're bound to lose control when the rubber band starts to jam Oh boy, this dude is out of sight Everything he does seems to come out right Once I went to hear them play at a club outside the town I was so surprised, I was hypnotized by the sound his cats put down When I saw this short fat guy stretch a band between his toes Hey, I laughed so hard cause the band got down when it barely reached his toes Yeah, y'all, prepare yourself for the rubber band Man, you'll never hear the sound like the rubber band Man, you're bound to lose control when the rubber band starts to jam Got that rubber band up on his toes And then he wriggled it up All around his nose Guaranteed to blow your mind Playing all that music, just keeping time When in the world did he learn that? Oh, help me get away Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for the rubber band Man, you'll never hear the sound like the rubber band Hey, you're bound to lose control when the rubber band starts to jam Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Rub band man, rub band man What's this? Do we think we can stand? So much rhythm, grace and devil now for one man? No And then he had another crickle in his left toe But through his knee he got a feeling in his head, y'all Oh, come on, baby Hey, you're bound to lose control when the rubber band Man, you'll never hear the sound like the rubber band Hey, you're bound to lose control when the rubber band starts to jam The thing that starts to jam Moving up and down across the land Got a wiggle all in his waist Everything about him seems out of place But the moving chassis, moving chassis, moving, moving, moving chassis A rubber band, rubber band man Chassis, moving chassis, moving chassis, moving, moving, moving chassis A rubber band, rubber band man Get down Oh, get down, lover Ah-ha!