Welcome MC Grammar.
My name is Lucius Claudius Magnus,
Legatus Legionis, Commander of the Roman Legion.
And today you will remember our name!
We are the Romans,
We built these roads and
Me and my soldiers,
We cannot be broken.
Horses and chariots,
Weapons and gladiators,
The 753 base in Romulus found is the famous city of Rome.
I heard that was a myth bro.
No!
Uh-huh, so maybe you should let it go.
No!
I won't!
See we built these walls, we built these roads,
See the aqueduct?
We built that too.
Whoa,
slow your roll man,
I don't want any trouble.
Tough!
You could join the 45 million people,
Three continents, Dominate is so easy.
This is kinda evil,
what's wrong with you people?
We do it for the Legion.
We are the Romans,
We built these roads and Me and my soldiers,
We cannot be broken.
Horses and chariots,
Weapons and gladiators,
Our emperors built empires,
You don't wanna war with us.
We can speak Latin,
we can speak Greek,
We are inventors,
we made concrete.
You finished yet?
Is that it?
No, follow me.
I'm on my way.
The newspaper?
Made it.
The postal service?
Made it.
The arch?
Made it.
The book?
Yeah, we made it.
Wait, air conditioning and underfloor heating?
If the thing is great then we probably made it.
That's big headed but also quite impressive.
Thank you very much.
Now explain what you're wearing.
I don't know, a dress?
Man,
you're wearing sandals,
I'd rather go shoeless.
What?
Take that back now.
Hold on a second,
what you think you're doing?
Whoa, calm down.
We are the Romans,
We built these roads and
Me and my soldiers,
We cannot be broken.
Horses and chariots, Weapons and gladiators,
Our emperors built empires,
You don't wanna war with us.
Gladiators!
Where?
Let me see them.
Follow me, MC to the Coliseum.
Okay.
To a battle.
A battle to the death.
Survival of the fittest till there's only one left.
Wait, hold on a second, did you just say death?
How is that fair when they don't even wanna be there?
We don't care.
Yeah, I can see that.
And if you carry on, you'll be next.
We the Roman Legion,
5000 Jesus,
In one day we march 40 kilometers.
And so what?
I swear you're unbelievable.
In today's society, you'd be called a criminal.
Me?
Yeah,
you need to be more civil,
be kind and treat each other as equal individuals.
Is that what you do where you're from?
Well, that's what we're aiming for.
Maybe I can come with you.
Take me on a special tour.
Sure.
Now put down your shield and your sword.
Of course.
As long as you sing the chorus.
Okay,
but agree,
it's time to turn the page,
so let's seal this with a handshake.
Okay!
We are the Romans,
we built these roads and,
Me and my soldiers,
we cannot be broken.
Horses and chariots, weapons and gladiators,
Our emperors built empires,
you don't wanna war with us.