Say, where did I see this guy?

In 'Red River'?

Or a 'Place In The Sun'?

Maybe 'The Misfits'?

Or 'From Here to Eternity'? And everybody say, "Is he all right?"

And everybody say, "What's he like?"

And everybody say, "He sure look funny"

That's Montgomery Clift, honey! New York, New York, 42nd Street

Hustlers rustle and pimps pimp the beat

Monty Clift is recognized at dawn

He ain't got no shoes and his clothes are torn And everybody say, "Is he all right?"

And everybody say, "What's he like?"

And everybody say, "He sure look funny"

That's that Montgomery Clift, honey! I see a car smashed at night

Cut the applause and *** the light

Monty's face is broken on a wheel

Is he alive? Can he still feel? And everybody say, "Is he all right?"

And everybody say, "Shine a light"

And everybody say, "It's not funny"

That's Montgomery Clift, honey! Shoot his right profile And everybody say, "Is he all right?"

And everybody say, "What's he like?"

And everybody say, "He sure look funny"

That's Montgomery Clift, honey! Nembutol, numbs it all

But I prefer alcohol And everybody say, "What's he like?"

And everybody say, "Is he all right?"

And everybody say, "He sure look funny"

That's Montgomery Clift, honey! He said go out and get me my old movie stills

Go out and get me another roll of pills

There I go again shaking, but I ain't got the chills ARRRGHHHGORRA BUH BHUH DO ARRRRGGGGHHHHNNNN!!!! And everybody say, "What's he like?"

And everybody say, "Is he all right?"

And everybody say, "He sure look funny"

That's Montgomery Clift, honey!